no eggs and bacon? i'll just have the pork with a side of belly - preferably fetus filled.

So.... Much..... To.... Talk.... About....

i swear i'll update soon - i went to iowa, started school, went a few days without touching myself. so much to pass along.

but there is one thing that can't wait. i just watched the RNC.

i love women - i like boobies, i like emotion and an overwhelming abundance of hormones every 28 days - when it is checked by a man.

but palin - is f*in crazy

"our country needs more energy - our opponent is against producing it"

"victory in iraq is finally in sight and he wants to forfeit"

"terrorist states are seeking nuclear weapons without delay - he wants to meet them without conditions"

"al qaeda still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on america and he's worried someone won't read them their rights"

does anyone realize that this bitch is crazier than a night out with reagan and betty ford doing lines of coke with a cross-dressing hoover?

of course obama has reservations about off-shore drilling. maybe she hasn't read the reports but if we start now we won't see in reduction in price or increase in production for over a decade. maybe he's worried about a more current solution that doesn't include the wallets of billionaire heiresses (cough* insert cindy's name *second cough - insert hack *off-spring of current president* end mucus filled hack)

victory in iraq? please bitch - show me one thing that says victory.

obama wants to meet with the heads of state? wow - that's an option? i thought we just got congress to approve wars based off of fake intelligence and then call anyone who questions it "un-american"

and i'm sorry that someone want's to follow the laws of our nation and those set forth by our international alliances/ agreements. reading rights? how absurd. jesus christ!

i bet palin considers being a minority a form of affirmative action. "we let you live in our country for free (as slaves for a while - with free transportation), have access to equal public education (only since 1954), then expect the doors of the white house to opened for them (probably by a whitey, no less)."

she said that we need to believe that breaking the idea of the glass ceiling is not over. does she not realize that she is a recycled version of the mondale campaign of 1984 (though he had multiple women in consideration from Geraldine Ferraro to Dianne Feinsten who had political experience back to 1961 - though sadly they didn't have palin's looks/ snarkiness and physically blessed children which must mean that they are some how more capable. but honestly - i hate her but i'd fuck her son and her future son-in-law). if hillary wasn't so viable and you're "soul-mate" wasn't perceived as a geriatric (true) white (true) guy (true) on his death-bed (potentially true) you'd be no where.

why don't you just cross that bridge you apparently rejected and go "no-where" - if you're such a great mother and against pork-bellies maybe you'd realized who was porking your daughter.

ps - does anyone find it odd that a woman who gives birth to her first child less then 8 months after getting eloped and now has a pregnant 17 year old daughter is opposed to sex education?