i'm somewhat confused whether it stems from the first obama/ biden rally or my a/c on full blast but either way i likey.
but lets not get ahead of ourselves - lets talk about the most important things first.
1) i apologize for my delay in updating. i hope i didn't lose any of my new found fans/followers/devoters of my wisdom.
2) i'm a step dad! tyebert decided to become an adoptive parent to an 8 week old bundle of perfection. if xxxxxx were here she would say "meow" but luckily she's not. so i'll digress.
who wants to see a pictorial of hotness? wha - no one? well screw you. you're on my blog - deal with it.
this is her somewhat come-hither pose. playful yet refined. youthful but dignified.
these aren't overly attractive pics but give way to her tiny petite size - a definite twink in a world of pussy's - a true oxymoron.
and this last picture is just for pure creep factor. read below to see why...
i loved this picture of me and charlie. until i realized that isn't me. it's tye.
isn't it odd how much me and tye look alike? i find it weird... i feel dirty now. like i use to do myself.
i guess your bound to fall for a guy who looks like you when you spend 10 years lusting over yourself in a mirror while you masturbate.
3) i also went to see the greatest living singer perform - live in concert, as they say.
yes - i saw celine dion in her opening night of the north american leg of her world tour.
she may just be the best singer to ever exist....
though she may be slightly dramatic at times...
but when asked to perform she truly, simply is the best...
i like to fast forward to 2.55/4.02 when she drops it like something fiercly hott fell into her panties (i.e. me). then i wait for 3.22 where i pretend i'm the two crazy queens going crazy like the virgin mary just ejaculated on their faces.
seriously though - seeing celine in person is like watching the V.M. ejaculate.
4) happy belated bday to two of my (finest) ladies!
the pretty ladies had a truly wondeful time.... my night went a slightly different route however.
it started out well - a surprise improv show!
then tragedy struck - it became apparent that my over abundance of man-like-testosterone was causing body hair to sprout and infest my prettiness
after that i apparently went dancing then i.... well, i'm not sure. a few of my followers have been able to fill in the gaps as best they could. in short - i woke up with my back in a somewhat painful state.
had i slept on it funny? i'm not sure - let me walk over here to the mirror. oh - wait - why is my wife beater covered in blood? oh - hi ligaments. i believe you use to be connected to my spinal cord. why are you exposed?
apparently i took a nasty spill.
luckily it's healing well.
5) so obama picked biden. frankly i enjoy biden. he's a loose cannon. he was always fun watching at the debates. or at least i thought he was. after doing some research i realized i had him confused with Mike Gravel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBcMUZAXMW4).
so now i have to try and figure out who this biden guy is.
i recommend you do the same.
you can start here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biden
so that's the basics of my life over the last month. of course there was a lot more but i can only type so much. it is a saturday for pete-sake and i gots things to do.
