gobble gobble

i commented on how rude my friends were to choose family over me on Thanksgiving. The conversation soon shifted.

Mark (Facebook status): is annoyed that his "friends" are choosing to hang out with family instead of him today. talk about selfish.

Jason: if you were in chi town i would have invited you! family is over rated!

Mark: ha - true. though if my memory is right i always liked your family. they seemed slightly off which reminded me of my family. i remember your sister with the big hair picking us up from the bowling alley and your 20lb brother drinking protein shakes.

memories.

Jason: yes those were the days but sadly i dont go home. my mother is a whore and my brother and sister live on opposite sides of the state.

you don't still throw the ball backwards do you?

Mark: hmm... ball backwards - basketball? i'm not sure i know that.

and i have to ask - how whorish is the old hag? don't really think of her as a hag but since we are currently calling her a whore i didn't think there would be any ill feelings.

Jason: you used to throw the bowlibg ball backwards. oh my mother met many a men over a phone dating service and slept with all of them one married her and how the hag lives in a trailer park in branson!!

Mark: haha - silver dollar city. my grandparents bought me my first whip there.

i hate to laugh - but it is kind of funny.

to make it up to you i'm going to wish she gets an STD not curable by ointment and she is forced to urinate in a bag for the rest of her life.

Jason: aww why thank you. she probably already has one living in that shit hole trailer that she resides in. ah the holidays bring out toucbing fanily feelings!!

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In honor of mandy -

I'll have a gobble gobble please.