Tuesday, July 15, 2008

evil crackers and 50 year-old anal beads

i'm currently watching Foxy Brown.

"Pam Grier stars in the blaxploitation classic as a woman who wreaks havoc on the mobsters who killed her boyfriend."

A movie where the heroine is a black and the whites are the evil villains.

I love a good satire.

i jest - its like watching gay porn where a black guy f*'s the white guy - i feel like it's pay back. the only difference though is the white guy might get a pink sock, but at least it doesn't leave a rope mark around their neck.

so i just got off the phone with my mother. apparently my parents are thinking of moving to jacksonville, fl (shout out to celeste's sister) and starting an online sex toy website geared at the homosexual population. i've already signed on to be a product demonstrator at a multitude of events on the east coast.

i won't go into details, as none are set yet, but the conversation did end with me pushing double sided dildo's and anal beads on to middle schoolers.

my mom responded with - "is that how they got you?"

we are a very open family.

if this works i'm supposed to give her a small educational seminar on terminology.

i feel like i should tape that for my blog.

so here is a short pictorial of my life since my last "real" blog -

Pride 2008 - Boston

a little manual


a little oral


a little anal


and finish with a reverse oreo



Drinkapooloza - 2008

getting the pool ready for the party


watching the people enjoy the fruit of my labor


getting the spED's drunk


Night in June - Drinking, Drag Queens, Dancing and near Breeding

Long live the hermies queens


comparing....


Pure sex


Mizery in her glory


finding out that the fudge packer bumps the donuts (see joy on mandy's face)


alcohol setting in


random pictorial




after "party"

pants down


pants off


skirts on

and skirts up

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