when i'm drunk

i don't like the person i am when i'm drunk

do you know why? i turn into a person i don't recognize; a person i can't describe.

i woke up this morning. one second, i'm still in shock.

i woke up this morning and turned the tv on.

it was on fox news. FOX NEWS!!

what was i doing? why would i watch that filth?

i'm just glad no one was around to see me hit my personal rock bottom.